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Undercover Hippie

Monday, June 20, 2005

Why all the outrage?

Seriously, I don't understand what all the fuss is about with Senator Dick's comments. Its like these people have Rumpelstiltskin-syndrome or something. We all KNOW what the leaders of the Democratic party think of our military. (Bill Clinton said it is "the focus of evil in the modern world.")

Were you people paying attention for the last 40 years? Who undermines the defense of our country at every turn? Who is fighting the Patriot Act that keeps us safe? Who is demanding that we can't profile terrorists at airports? Who is trying to get illegal enemy combatatants to be released so they can go fight us again somewhere else?

Like I said before, we all KNOW what they think of our military. Why are we getting all upset now? I mean, I've been upset by this practically my whole life. All I can say to you people is, welcome to my world. Where have you been?

Thursday, June 16, 2005

If I wasn't happily married...

... I'd be stalking Ann Coulter. And mostly not because she's a babe. No, mostly because of quotes like this:

American soldiers make do with C-rations. Dinner on an America West flight from New York to Las Vegas consists of one small bag of peanuts. Meanwhile, one recent menu for suspected terrorists at Guantanamo consisted of orange-glazed chicken, fresh fruit crepe, steamed peas and mushrooms, and rice pilaf. Sounds like the sort of thing you'd get at Windows on the World — if it still existed.

Truer words have hardly been spoken.

Mrs. Reynolds, did you have any children that lived?

This is hysterical!

It just doesn't need any commentary. It stands on its own, and critiques itself.

... and the earth is flat.

... and the government has dead aliens in Nevada.

... and the moon shot was a hoax.

... and Teddy Kennedy really tried to save that girl.

... back and to the left.

... back and to the left.

... back and to the left.

Friday, June 03, 2005

The UN lied, people died

I thought there WERE no weapons! What's this all about?

So the US may have let slip a bunch of stuff to make weapons of mass destruction, that didn't exist because Bush lied, but he's to blame because now they're gone. Huh?

If any of this makes sense to you then you're wearing your turbin too tight.