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Undercover Hippie

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Scalia plays tennis while Rome burns

This amazing piece of "journalism" is so ridiculous, its funny.

But I think they missed some stuff. I'm sure he:
- used the toilet
- scratched himself
- took a nap
- watched 24 reruns on DVD
- read a book (MAYBE the Bible!)

I'm mean, I'm sure he was up to ALL KINDS of stuff on the day the country swears in the latest member of the neo-con gestapo. They just didn't apply themselves.

Friday, January 13, 2006

The Annual "Darwin Awards" Trophy Ceremony

MINA, Saudi Arabia - Saudi Arabia plays host to an annual celebration of Darwin Award inductees, where trophies are presented to that year's most deserving awardees. The list of honorees this year swelled to an unprecedented 345. "The gene pool really got a boost this year!" said attendee Yousef Hamzi.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Marion Barry left defenseless!

WTOP: Ex-D.C. Mayor Barry Unharmed in Robbery

There he was, helpless, defenseless. He had nothing to defend himself with.

Do you suppose he would've felt safer if he'd been allowed to own a gun?