Scalia plays tennis while Rome burns

This amazing piece of "journalism" is so ridiculous, its funny.

But I think they missed some stuff. I'm sure he:
- used the toilet
- scratched himself
- took a nap
- watched 24 reruns on DVD
- read a book (MAYBE the Bible!)

I'm mean, I'm sure he was up to ALL KINDS of stuff on the day the country swears in the latest member of the neo-con gestapo. They just didn't apply themselves.